Beer good.
this is the subtitle



Texts from Last Night meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
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(417): "Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"

(417): "Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"



posted 1 year ago on 28/7/2012 with 11 notes

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posted 1 year ago on 28/7/2012 with 21 notes
(517): There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are

(517): There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are



posted 2 years ago on 23/11/2011 with 38 notes
(502): Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn’t mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?

(502): Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn’t mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?



posted 2 years ago on 22/11/2011 with 38 notes
(406): You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior

(406): You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior



posted 2 years ago on 21/11/2011 with 18 notes
(207): If this outfit doesn’t get me pregnant tonight I don’t know what will…

(207): If this outfit doesn’t get me pregnant tonight I don’t know what will…



posted 2 years ago on 20/11/2011 with 11 notes
(+44): I dunno. It’s not as good as ‘devourer of cocks’ but I suppose few things are.

(+44): I dunno. It’s not as good as ‘devourer of cocks’ but I suppose few things are.



posted 2 years ago on 27/8/2011 with 10 notes
(269): All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.

(269): All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.



posted 2 years ago on 27/8/2011 with 23 notes
(585): if by “adventure” you actually mean “getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs,” then yes.

(585): if by “adventure” you actually mean “getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs,” then yes.



posted 2 years ago on 23/8/2011 with 13 notes
(603): Is it penis luge time yet?

(603): Is it penis luge time yet?



posted 2 years ago on 3/8/2011 with 22 notes